Song of the Day

**11/21/09
Justin Beiber - One Time
-----------------Jo Bros ain't got nothing on this 15-year old Canadian heartthrob. No lie, kids - this pint-sized tweenage thug was responsible for causing a thousand-fan riot at a mall in Garden City before he even reached the mall. The VP of Island-Def Jam Records was arrested for failing to control the crowd.

This kid has a swagger like a Jackson Five Micheal and the sweet white boy appeal of Jesse McCartney. I've gotta say I am now responsible for a couple more hits on the already ten million strong Youtube vids, which are delightfully wholesome with bicycles and smiles. And when your vid features a call on your iphone from Usher, you've got more game than COD 2: Modern Warfare.

Song of the Day

**11/12/09
Hey Monday - How You Love Me Now
---------------No wonder everyone hates Mondays. This is not a song of any sort of day, unless this is the day you've decided a hybrid of sissy rock mixed with Taylor Swift is your new "cool" band to shake your tushy to. Seriously, Hey Monday - what the hell?! You sound almost, no, exactly like Tay-Swift in a Glamour Kills tee with Wayfarers and hipster hair. If you like Hey Monday, you probably like The Jonas Brothers, the Movie Camp Rock, you're 12, or think this band is a clever alternative to Miley Cyrus.

I'm sad to say this band is from Florida, a prolific pop-punk haven with much higher standards. I can't understand for the life of my polka-dot Vans slip-ons why they have scored 25,000,000 + views on their Myspace page. And if I had a nickel for every chick that looked, sounded and wrote like Cassadee Pope, I'd be writing this post from my penthouse on Fifth Avenue.